Excerium.3

Level Classification

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Due to multiple glaring factors, level ⚣ rates a 10 on the pain scale.


Description

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fig 1.0 its the level dumbass

Level ⚣ is an I N F I N I T E set of irregularly-winding halls. The walls of these halls (hey that rhymes) are all comprised of the same drywall. Epic gamer wanderers as well as low-functioning autists have reported a sense of nostalgia after wandering the halls. Sadly, only 2% of idiots who enter the level actually return. Why you may ask? I'm never telling you, that's how it works.

Sidenote, make sure you know this place is infinite, very important information. Actually (i lied) its approx. 200 quadrillion miles before it loops but who the fuck gives a damn at this point. This should make navigation impossible, but there is a method in which wanderers can warp over large distances. This is achieved by slamming your head into the concrete floor numerous times. The sun god will then be able to determine your worthiness, which may result in teleportation if you have pissed at least 8 gallons in the last ?? days.

One anomalous feature of the drywall that is constant throughout the level is the taste. Wanderers that have peeled off the drywall and consumed it reported its taste to be similar to lemon. This is not explained, and we have done no further research. And we never will, obviously.

Normal boring-ass entities can be found in this level. This includes the piss-shitter, the frowner, and the scrampler. The only unique entity in this level is what is referred to as “the wall.” The wall can be recognized by a dead-end in any hall. The wall at the end of the dead-end will move and attempt to push you around through the halls. If you encounter 2 at once, you will be beaten to death. (specifically you’ll be crushed to death but you see i made it sound cooler.) The moving wall will also taste like lemon. I dunno why we never checked it deal with it

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fig 2.0 help how do you delete imgaes i cant get rid of it

Oh shit look at the time??? lol made you look this is the part where the bullshit bastard gimmick is explained

Periodically, random segments of the hallway will fill with a very dense, deadly gas. I’m not exaggerating here, you'll literally die in 4.8 fuckoseconds. We ever-useful archivists have decided to place this integral bit of information deep within the fuckery that you didn’t want to read through. The gas will appear and fade away over the course of a few minutes. You can tell of its presence after a certain amount of time mentioned above, in which you may notice you’ve literally just fucking died. What type of gas does this compare to in real earth land you may ask? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?


Communities

Spogos United (Abandoned)
Spogos United was a group focused on breathing in the gas and dying. Specifically, it was a cult. The cult ended up dead within 2 weeks. It was theorized that all the members of Spogos United had starved to death after no food with only concrete-ceiling-drip-jungle-juice to drink. (either that or it was the gas)

The Voices
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

UNCB Outpost Sneedsters [ABANDONED]
it was the gas wasnt it

god fucking damnit

Access

Entrances
After reaching Level 5, jump out into the storm and make peace with god. Then lord ferrante will drag your dumbass back into level 5
^ that isn’t even an entrance like what the fuck is wrong with you

When you get to the hardest level of the backrooms (impossible) and you begin to experience transphobia you need to SᕵᓍᘜᓍSᕵᓍᘜᓍSᕵᓍᘜᓍSSᕵᓍᘜᓍSᕵᓍᘜᓍSᕵᓍᘜᓍ your way into level ȡ

of course you can just SᕵᓍᘜᓍSᕵᓍᘜᓍSᕵᓍᘜᓍSSᕵᓍ that works too

Exits
the gas

footnotes

- Unfunny joke tales will face dire consequences.

- no, you don't get the :comfy: pass.

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